I didn’t really get to do any tourist stuff the whole two weeks I was in Italy. Instead I just ate food and stared blankly at rocks. The one day I went to Florence, I didn’t even get to see David, they were too busy washing washing his balls or some such.

I did get to spend a couple of hours in one particular tourist trap where I had more fun watching the tourists than checking out the attraction. These are the fruits of that little excursion. I also gotta give credit to my man the Fat Hash Narc Fen for giving me the idea to take out of context shots.

So where is this? Oh…right.

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