Yes I realize that it has taken me like 3 months to get this post up. My brain was washed by communist propaganda and fishing shows but I’m ok now. On our last full day in the land of the rising sun, we ascended yet another observation deck(!) This one was actually the business, because it being in central Tokyo enabled you to gaze down on more perverts per square kilometer than anywhere else in the world.

We also got there right at the perfect time as the sun was setting, so the pictures turned out to be cliche fistful of sunset and skyline. The haters can hate, I still had a fancy time.

After spending more time than they probably allow you to do up there, and getting looks from the staff like we should leave, and then us giving them looks back all “hey motherfuckers we paid like 30 bucks each for this shiz we’ll occupy this son of a bitch if we so please”, we decided it was time to go get drunk.

Conveniently there was a German restaurant located in the shopping complex below that served full on 1L Oktoberfest tankards of beer (at ONLY $27 dollars a go!?!). I’d like to imagine that it was Oktoberfest at this point in time, which is why I deemed it necessary to splurge on such a luxury, however I can no longer remember when we were in Japan. It matters not, for on an empty stomach after all the observation deck observing, the tankard did the job. Since it was our last night, we decided to get some Yakitori, and it was delicious. Many glasses of shochu were consumed. Things go blank at that point, but at least I still have the photos.

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