I’ve come to China to learn a language that billions of people seem to have no problem speaking. This blog (why god?, why!?) is a conduit for me to keep myself sane by writing wildly inaccurate diatribes about the absurd. Someday I hope it gradually morphs into a worldwide totalitarian regime based on stuffed animal bears and poutine.

I am currently working and studying in Qingdao. Most of what I write is sarcastic and satirical, so if you get angry it’s your own fault.

Dragon Hunting. Why the name? I once heard that you can go down to Laos and pay a couple hundred bucks to shoot rocket launchers at cows. I’d like to do that to dragons because they’re far too cliche as a Chinese national symbol…!