Food expiry dates, what the hell?! The irony here is reaching hipster record collection levels, for despite all the tainted product scandals, Chinese made products manage to TKO their foreign competitors in this simple but important facet of consumer goods. Let’s take a look shall we? Product: Nature Valley granola bars Country of origin: USA [...]

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Cheerios? Wheaties? Lucky fucking charms? If you’re gonna get your carbs on, might as well double up and get some lard all in there too. And there ain’t no better way to do that and cure a hangover than a batch of homemade waffles laced with maple syrup and liquefied butter. Forget about ingredient lists, [...]

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