• Everyone has satellite tv…in their car…that they watch while driving. • I was expecting there to be American GI’s prowling the streets mercilessly trying to bag Korean girls, I only saw one guy in uniform ball and chain with a girl. • Very few western people outside of Seoul. So if you leave that [...]

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I was recently in the Republic of Korea, recharging my body with enough soju to make it through another Joseon Dynasty. One way of staying there is by living in what the Koreans call “Motels”. They’re also known as Love Hotels. They have them in Japan but I’ve never seen them in mainland China or [...]

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