A Fine Night at the Qingdao Golden Beach Festival

On my latest trip up to Qingdao to observe and document a rare tribe of cannibalistic pygmies living in the Laoshan Mountain range, I got sidetracked and wound up with lots of beer at the 2010 Golden Beach Festival in Huangdao. It is was for the best. I’ve been to my fair share of rock [...]

Mutant Slime Invasion

According to the media, warmer than normal temperatures in the Yellow Sea have caused a colossal bloom of algae on the coast of Qingdao. What really happened was the ibetans, aiwanese, eas urkmentanis all got together with the western powers in iananmen square to poop on China’s big party. They devised a plan to attack [...]