Despite the odds of me crossing paths with these brave avians within the sterile confines of my subdivision being galactically low, they decided to show their shriveled faces the very day after the turkey holocaust! Their exhibitionism is akin to a batch of donuts dancing the Macarena on the counter of Tim Horton’s after all [...]

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My time in Qingdao has come to an end. Instead of pissing and moaning about the unending stupidity that flows like draft Tsingtao, I’ve made a laundry list of things I’ll miss, but not necessarily enough to pull me back into its slimy black tentacles. This would also make an excellent PowerPoint presentation, except that [...]

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