They say February is the most depressing month of the year. More people are driven to eat their babies and go harry carry at this time than any other, with the exception of when Jersey Shore is on TV. So I thought, better make like a banana and get the shit out of town, China [...]

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Like most utopian paradises, China has a strict visa regime in place to make sure that the undesirables are kept out. Just slide by your local expat dive to see that it’s working super awesome, just like everything else the central government plans. The process of applying for them isn’t difficult; it’s that they’re about [...]

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